Wednesday, 21 October 2009

Nine words women use… men: take note!

(1) Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) (Loud Sigh) This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever Is a woman's way of saying F*** YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to no. 3.

4 comments:

UniquelyEwe said...

I laughed so hard I almost fell off my seat! Truly funny!

Erica said...

HAHAHA!

Maybe my husband should read this.

He is pretty good though.

-erica
(www.acrylicandsteel.blogspot.com)

mistyridge said...

Very funny but oh soooo true. They should hand these out to men as soon as they reach dating age. And if by chance they miss getting their dictionary then then it should be a requirement to get a marriage license. Love it. Great blog.

Mami Made It said...

OH YES